The Allied States of Optimum Protoxaea Gloriosa is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, prohibition of alcohol, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.485 billion Optimum Protoxaea Gloriosans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apiary. The average income tax rate is 24.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Optimum Protoxaea Gloriosan economy, worth 95.4 trillion pollens a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,272 pollens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, Leader has just been declared ruler of Optimum Protoxaea Gloriosa in an international press conference, and a major religion has been named as Optimum Protoxaea Gloriosa's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Optimum Protoxaea Gloriosa's national animal is the protoxaea gloriosa, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Optimum Protoxaea Gloriosa is ranked 28,449^th in the world and 6^th in Benigtopia for Safest, scoring 109.75 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.